November 2011
30 posts
“People think I´m sarcastic, but i´m reakky being serious.”
“I´ll feel my phone vibrate, when it doesn´t.”
“I smile at my phone like an idiot while i´m texting you.”
“WHEN I READ A SENTENCE IN CAPITAL LETTERS, the voice in my head yells.”
“When. I. read. a. sentence. like. this. the voice in my head takes pauses.”
“I walk into a room & forget why I even went in there.”
“Walking down the street wondering how much people have you seen.”
“You love him, we get it, you don´t need to let us know on every status you make.”
“I can never find anything when I clean my room.”
“I never know what I should do when peopöe are singing “Happy...”
“I get ready to say something during a conversation, then the subject changes.”
“I ask my teacher for help, they explain it, I still don´t understand but I act...”
“Wondering you are in the background of anyones photo.”
“The awkward moment after you say goodbye to someone and you both walk in the...”
“When i erase someone from my phone its like I delete them from my existence.”
“Sometimes, if I touch something with one hand, i´ll feel like i have to touch it...”
“The mini heart attack you get when you slip on ice.”
“I walk a little faster when i see a creepy van.”
“I always take a peek out of my 3-D glasses, just to see the difference.”
“My conditioner always runs out before my shampoo.”
“I eat because im bored, not because i´m hungry.”
“I purposely mismatch my socks.”
“I walk to the beat of the song i´m listening to.”
“I always say i´m on my way, when i haven´t even left my house yet.”
“Using the word “etc” to make others think you know more than you...”
“Seeing a picture of you from 3rd grade and thinking “what the heck was i...”
“Trying to explain something to that one friend who never understands anything..”
“Running to get the phone, and right when you´re about to grab it, it stops...”
“Ladies first” is just a nice simple way of saying “let me look at...”
“I wonder how many strangers have taken a photo with me in the background”